New Releases from Book View Cafe

[swan_tower]

• The Noro Diet, by Brick Crapper, M.D. -- "The organic way to slim - no chemicals, only noroviruses!"
  
• How POSSESSION Can Help You LOSE Weight, by Brick Crapper, M.D. -- "I lost so much weight I could actually float above my bed!"
  
• #1 With a Bullet: The Writer's Guide to REALLY Aggressive Marketing, by Faux Muldaur -- "Put down the keyboard. Forget about making nice with the press. Like your second grade teacher always said: Bad attention is always better than no attention."
  
• Novel: A Novel, by Mirkwood Jones -- "I wept. I cried. I threw Proust and James and Woolf out into the street under a passing cement mixer, and put Jones in the place of honor."
  
• The Interesting Professional's Family Member, by Nemo McBlanderson -- "An evocative tour de force from the critically acclaimed author of Something: A Novel, The Interesting Professional’s Family Member is a compelling meditation upon fundamental human truths."
  
• Randy, by Anita Mann -- "He came for all the ladies in Sheboygan!"
  

Comments

[elizaeffect.livejournal.com]

The Interesting Professional's Family Member is my favorite. :) I still want to write a story parodying that formula a little bit.

[swan-tower.livejournal.com]

*\o/* That one was my suggestion, though I ran out of time and inspiration to improve my first crack at the cover copy.