probably not so funny for the guys

[swan_tower]

From McSweeney's, How to Put on a Sports Bra.

Oh god it's so true.

Comments

[domynoe.livejournal.com]

LOL

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. Oh yes indeed.

[(Anonymous)]

Even though I obviously have no experience with this, it was mildly amusing. I have to say given that list of instructions, I kind of want to see someone do this. Not out of any sexual desire or anything but more out of an amused and fascinated curiosity.

Tony

[squishymeister.livejournal.com]

haha! I'm sure I had struggled around you with sports bras at some point during the 4 years we lived together... or perhaps you just heard cursing from the next room :P

[leatherdykeuk.livejournal.com]

*still giggling*
Yhat's it exactly!

[sartorias.livejournal.com]

I nearly fell off my chair laughing.

[d-c-m.livejournal.com]

*gasp, choke*

OMG so true!!!

[hampshireflyer.wordpress.com (from livejournal.com)]

Oh absolutely! (*Eventually* I figured the shoulder-wiggle out...)

[dungeonwriter.livejournal.com]

Yup, that's about it.

"If you have followed steps 1-9 correctly, the sports bra is now strapped across the rise of your bosom, compressing the breasts downward to the point that you can see your pulse in your areolas."

Very familiar!

[malsperanza.livejournal.com]

Shockingly, it says nothing about the hair problem. Between step 4 and step 5 there should be this:

4. Shave your head.

Because otherwise the steps outlined would lead to a very gory elastic-meets-hair bit of grand guignol theater.

[squishymeister.livejournal.com]

bah ha ha ha ha!!! It's funny cause it's true!

[kendokamel.livejournal.com]

See, thats why I wear one that zips or hooks in the front.