Want one of the last few?

[swan_tower]

Your challenge is this: give me a creative reason why I should mail you one of my last few ARCs of Midnight Never Come.

And I do mean creative. None of this "'cause I really want to read it" stuff; tell me how, if you have an ARC, you will leverage it for Total World Domination. Or how your kitten is being driven mad by alien implants in her brain and only this book can save her. Bonus points for plausible logic, even if it's entirely nonsensical in its premises.

(I'm looking forward to these answers.)

One or more of those who amuse me the most will get an ARC mailed to them next week. You have until Friday to post your answers here, or e-mail them to marie dot brennan at gmail dot com.

Comments

[moonandserpent.livejournal.com]

Because the sooner I read it, the sooner I can write slash for it. John Dee/Edward Kelly OTP!!!

Alternatively: If you don't supply an ARC, I'm going to inundate your husband with so much Vampire Pr0n that he'll be a quivering shell of a man, bereft of any use to you as a husband save, perhaps as a drooling conversation piece.

Alternatively: If you get me an ARC, I'll NEVER USE THIS LJ ICON AGAIN.

[celeber.livejournal.com]

The source of the bugs was discovered a few weeks ago. A secret room filled with black mold and swarms of tiny gnats. A pipe had broken in the secret room and fed the mold and gnats. I think it was feeding something else as well. They have removed the mold and the gnats, but I need to satiate whatever else was released. The ARC I must have it! I need it to stop the beast that has been holed up for the last 93 years. No one believes me, but I know you do. Help me stop the midnight ramblings of a 100 year old demon.