Want one of the last few?

[swan_tower]

Your challenge is this: give me a creative reason why I should mail you one of my last few ARCs of Midnight Never Come.

And I do mean creative. None of this "'cause I really want to read it" stuff; tell me how, if you have an ARC, you will leverage it for Total World Domination. Or how your kitten is being driven mad by alien implants in her brain and only this book can save her. Bonus points for plausible logic, even if it's entirely nonsensical in its premises.

(I'm looking forward to these answers.)

One or more of those who amuse me the most will get an ARC mailed to them next week. You have until Friday to post your answers here, or e-mail them to marie dot brennan at gmail dot com.

Comments

[thespisgeoff.livejournal.com]

Next week is Passover. Passover means I cannot have bread. Not having bread means I cannot fully nourish my body. A body which is not fully nourished can only be mitigated by a fully nourished soul. A fully nourished soul requires brain-bread. Midnight Never Come is brain-bread. Therefore, Passover requires Midnight Never Come.