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[swan_tower]

I would adore this weather, were it not for three things: 1) the hail may have damaged my car, 2) the hail nearly damaged me, and 3) tomorrow the temperature is dropping straight into the pits of hell.

Norse hell. The frozen one. (Because hell, apparently, is like home.)

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[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Of course hell is like home. Try convincing us: "You'll be warm all the time! It'll be awful!" "Oh, yeah, sounds terrible, hold me back, dude." "No, I mean it! It's too hot!" "Oooooh, I have circulation in my toooooes, how scaaaary! I'll have to be sure not to sin now!" "Come on you guys! Cut it out! I really mean it!"

[swan-tower.livejournal.com]

Or the flip side of it, Christian hell (which I suspect, though I haven't confirmed, is much like Jewish and Muslim hell): "Eternal ice awaits you!" "Sweet. My drinks will be cool for once." "No, really, it's terrible. Cold. All the time." "Oh horror -- you mean I'll never sweat again?" "You'll get FROSTBITE!" "What's that?"