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Dear Book:

I hate you.

No, really. We've gotten to that stage of the writing, the stage where I really just want to light you on fire. It happens almost every book (except for the rare ones that just sail straight out of my head -- of which you are SO not one), but this time, I really, really mean it. Why? Because I just figured out that I could solve about 90% of my pacing problems . . . by moving your start date back three months.

This falls into the category of "annoying change" rather than "major seismic upheaval," since most of what I have to do is change the dates on scenes. But that's about 100K worth of scenes I have to re-date

FUCK I just realized that doesn't work.

Because there's a scene that has to happen on a specific date, and that specific date is before what I thought would be the new start date. But there are other events that have to happen on other specific dates, and SON OF A BITCH I HATE YOU.

<beats head into desk>

Never again, people. Never again. I am so very done with this historical fiction thing, where I can't just decide when stuff happens because history says otherwise. I've been doing this for four books, and I will never subject myself to it again*.

I'm sure I'll find a way through this. But it is going to cost a lot of pain and suffering along the way. (It already has.) And right now, I kinda want to light the book on fire.


No love at all,
Your Writer.



*Of course I'm lying. It's like childbirth. In a few years, when I've forgotten the pain, I'll probably decide this is a good idea again. But right now, I mean it.

Date: 2010-08-12 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
See, you say that about childbirth, but I'm pretty sure the numbers of children I am likely to have include one, zero, and noooooo other numbers. So I was pretty likely to have taken you seriously on this front also, and then the childbirth thing? Not going to un-convince me.

I'm likely to keep writing historical fiction, though, so I'm glad you're suffering with me.

Wait. That might not be the nicest thing to say.

I like your historical fiction, so I'm glad you're miserable?

Um. It's apparently not my morning for nice.

How about 'there there, dear'?

There there.

Date: 2010-08-12 07:25 pm (UTC)

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