the things I do . . . .

[swan_tower]

A recent phone conversation with the kniedzw:

Me: "When you come home and find that the gin bottle's been opened, I just want you to know it's all in the line of duty."
Him, knowing I don't drink: "What????"

Though, as I admitted, for the full period effect I really ought to spike it with turpentine or sulfuric acid.

Comments

[scribblemyname]

Hilarious! I wish I had a good reason to use that line on somebody.

Happy hunting!