crime time!

[swan_tower]

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was there for?

Answer me, then post this in your own journal (or, you know, don’t) to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.

(From jaylake, who got it from tbclone47.)

Comments

[moonandserpent.livejournal.com]

Stab-a-cide.

[drake-rocket.livejournal.com]

Braid length in excess of State statue limitations.

[lilifae.livejournal.com]

For arguing with historians about the fluidity of timelines and historical "fact".

[kadnkadnk.livejournal.com]

The first thing I thought of was Research for a Book. :)

-kim

[akashiver.livejournal.com]

Assassination.

[thespisgeoff.livejournal.com]

Impersonation of a police officer. When you dub yourself "Sergeant N" of the "Grammar Police," and start writing tickets with hundred-dollar fines, you've gone too far.

[unforth.livejournal.com]

Assault with a deadly weapon. A sharp, pointy deadly weapon.

[janni.livejournal.com]

Since I know you're a writer, I'd assume you were doing a ride-along in a police car as research.

[lordlothair.livejournal.com]

Hiding in the rafters, running from conflict, and generally being a bad soldier... oh wait, you mean you not Rat?

Gotta be Assault on a Historian.

[swan-tower.livejournal.com]

<snerk> Man, I miss playing Rat. And she was not a bad sol -- okay, I can't even get that out with a straight face. She was a shitty soldier, if your goal was discipline and following orders. But man, if you wanted people who could accomplish their objective and come out the other end alive by doing EVERYTHING WRONG, we were the most elite squad in the business.

[mythusmage.livejournal.com]

Inappropriate relations with an underage female dragon of the opposite sex.

[erdedrache.livejournal.com]

Doing research for a novel.

[kernezelda]

LARP afterhours in a park with a sword without a permit.

On an unrelated note, I just read your first two novels and enjoyed them. The characters felt like real people, and the story was pleasingly complex and engrossing.

[lowellboyslash.livejournal.com]

Running around in public with a ruddy great sword.

[preraphaelite.livejournal.com]

Which I know at least one person who totally in fact got arrested for that.

[diatryma.livejournal.com]

Wandering around doing research, probably at a waterfront of some sort, and trespassing into something not completely right. You are probably a witness, not a participant.

[swan-tower.livejournal.com]

<tries very hard not to think of the construction site she ended up in along the Thames last year>