Why don't I ever do stuff like this in novels?

[swan_tower]

It's all about:

1) Luring the bad guy and a few of his most powerful minions away from the warehouse

2) Curb-stomping a few of the remaining minions and blowing up the rest

3) Kidnapping a scientist out of the zombie-making bunker below the (now burning) warehouse

4) Stuffing a jet ski* into the freight elevator and snapping the cable so it falls a long long way and blows up the zombie-making bunker and what's left of the warehouse

5) Recruiting the kidnapped scientist into working for me in my genetics lab/incipient cult.


I mean, srsly. Exploding jet skis. Which I think Johnnie used as an improvised melee weapon during the curb-stomping phase.


*We all know from Waterworld that jet skis are the most explosive object known to man.

Comments

[mastergode.livejournal.com]

LOL, I love how I read about this gaming session already in ninja_turbo's journal.

You guys are so funny... One of these days, I'll find good gaming partners down here in Atlanta. ^^

[swan-tower.livejournal.com]

You can, if you're patient enough, make good gaming partners. But it takes time, work, and a willingness to GM, I think.

[teleidoplex]

Yes. Yes it does.

Sounds like I missed a fun session, but the sleeping was good for my brain. Until the cops knocked on my door at 3:44am. But that is a story for another time.

How many more session do we have before Kyle goes the way of the Dodo?

[swan-tower.livejournal.com]

One.

[kendokamel.livejournal.com]

*We all know from Waterworld that jet skis are the most explosive object known to man.

Hahaha!!!

[swan-tower.livejournal.com]

oddsboy has a standard line whenever something blows up excessively in a movie: "What is that thing made of, jet skis?"