Only in a game . . . that's crazier than mine

[swan_tower]

Okay, I've been in games where we blow up elevator shafts with a jet-skis, and I've been in games where we steal reincarnated lama/camels from Tibetan peasants, and I've been in games where meddling dwarves send their friends off with picnic baskets full of spells designed to make them stop blushing at each other and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT ALREADY . . .

. . . but I've never been in a game where a character glued an NPC to his back.

Nor, now that I think of it, have we ever driven the GM to drink. Must try harder!