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wshaffer: the "national costumes" from the Miss Universe beauty pageant.
2009: "This is in no way safe for dial-up, or for your sense of a just and rational universe."
2010: "Since I have a different criteria than the judges of the pageant - they enjoy 'bras that look like eyeballs' and I enjoy 'Icelandic schoolmarm' - I wasn't sure exactly how to go about picking a winner of my own."
2011: "For some reason, there is a large Miss Universe contingent that forgets, every year, that this contest is coming up, and they make their costumes the night before. This year it was elevated to an art form of sucking, to the point that many of them walked the entire stage with an earnest expression of 'What the Fuck, Seriously.'"
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wshaffer: the "national costumes" from the Miss Universe beauty pageant.2009: "This is in no way safe for dial-up, or for your sense of a just and rational universe."
2010: "Since I have a different criteria than the judges of the pageant - they enjoy 'bras that look like eyeballs' and I enjoy 'Icelandic schoolmarm' - I wasn't sure exactly how to go about picking a winner of my own."
2011: "For some reason, there is a large Miss Universe contingent that forgets, every year, that this contest is coming up, and they make their costumes the night before. This year it was elevated to an art form of sucking, to the point that many of them walked the entire stage with an earnest expression of 'What the Fuck, Seriously.'"
Warning: not drink-safe. Clear the keyboard area of all hazards before clicking through.
