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[swan_tower]

Ladies and gentlemen of the internets,

I am writing you this missive from the kitchen of my residence. It is a southward-facing room, and the doors to the rest of the house are shut. The oven is turned on, and twenty-four candles burn on my counters. Thanks to these measures, I am tolerably warm; though my toes are a bit cold, I am not wearing gloves, and the blanket I had wrapped around me is currently on the floor. I am, however, still wearing thick socks and slippers, sweatpants, a long-sleeved shirt, a sweatshirt, and my nice warm bathrobe.

From this fortress I shall await the arrival of the man who is to fix our furnace.

If you do not hear from me again, please retrieve my frozen body from this kitchen and give it proper burial.

Comments

[teleidoplex]

Everyone else is being nice, so I'm just gonna say that if you get frozen in your house I'm going to vote for leaving you there so that they can find your frozen body during the next interstitial and deduce our subsistance mode from the preserved contents of your stomach.

Your death will be a great contribution to science.

[kniedzw.livejournal.com]

I veto this.

Sorry. :)

[oddsboy.livejournal.com]

That is, quite possibly, the best icon ever. Except that the kids a socks fan and a cannibal.


Wait, I like cannibals...

*runs*
-RC

[kniedzw.livejournal.com]

Ricardo Montalban is going to have to choke a bitch, apparently.

[swan-tower.livejournal.com]

Don't you mean interglacial? Or is it also going to be a great contribution to art that breaks genre boundaries?

[ninja-turbo.livejournal.com]

This makes me want to write a story about how the corpse of China Mieville spelled the final end of the boundaries between Science Fiction and Fantasy...or something. Or, on the other hand, how his mysterious sparked a secterial split in spec fic that raged for decades.

Anything to avoid working.

[teleidoplex]

"Hey, what's that over there?" [points behind bneuensc]

"Huh, what?" [bneuensc turns]

WHAP!! [the kitsune hits bneuensc over the head with a frozen squid]

"Thbbbpppttt! Interstitial that!" [kitsune runs off laughing, hacking and wheezing]

[bneunesc groans and waits for the next interglacial]

[swan-tower.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately for you, you got the wrong user name.

Poor kitsune. They can't win even when they control both sides of the argument. <g>

[kniedzw.livejournal.com]

I throw the fish ... and it comes back to me!