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swan_tower) wrote2011-04-14 12:16 am
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I think I'd prefer a Marlovian film.
It had to happen eventually, I suppose.
SCENE: The inside of
swan_tower's head
SWAN: Let's go look at movie trailers. Anonymous -- what, like the group?
PAGE: <loads>
SWAN: No, it's something set in Elizabethan England! With Derek Jacobi and other cool people! <reads further in synopsis> . . . oh, shit. It's a "Shakespeare didn't write Shakespeare's plays" story.
TRAILER: <plays>
SWAN: Old London Bridge! <swoons in a fit of historical geekery>
DIRECTOR: <is Roland Emmerich>
SWAN: grk.
IMDb: This movie's theory is apparently Oxfordian, since Rhys Ifans has top billing, and he's playing Edward de Vere.
SWAN: <sigh> But . . . London Bridge . . . Elizabethan geekery . . . but Roland Emmerich. And Oxfordianism. <more sigh> Well, at least it seems I'm over my knee-jerk "please god no more" reaction to the sixteenth century. And that's something. Whether or not I can bring myself to watch this movie . . . we'll have to see.
SCENE: The inside of
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SWAN: Let's go look at movie trailers. Anonymous -- what, like the group?
PAGE: <loads>
SWAN: No, it's something set in Elizabethan England! With Derek Jacobi and other cool people! <reads further in synopsis> . . . oh, shit. It's a "Shakespeare didn't write Shakespeare's plays" story.
TRAILER: <plays>
SWAN: Old London Bridge! <swoons in a fit of historical geekery>
DIRECTOR: <is Roland Emmerich>
SWAN: grk.
IMDb: This movie's theory is apparently Oxfordian, since Rhys Ifans has top billing, and he's playing Edward de Vere.
SWAN: <sigh> But . . . London Bridge . . . Elizabethan geekery . . . but Roland Emmerich. And Oxfordianism. <more sigh> Well, at least it seems I'm over my knee-jerk "please god no more" reaction to the sixteenth century. And that's something. Whether or not I can bring myself to watch this movie . . . we'll have to see.
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I mean, really. I'm the woman who's written four books about how half of English history was the fault of faeries. I'm clearly fine with making shit up. I just want it advertised as fiction, rather than suckering in people who don't know any better.
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On the other hand, given the popularity of, say, Fox News, this is probably a shrewd moneymaking scheme.