I can't wait to have my work this summer analyzed by the pretentious rabble in my English department. Crazy bastards called me "Joycean". I don't even know what that means.

I wanted to give them a run for their money, so it's an adventure story. If I have time I'll write some masturbatory nonsense on the side and give them that too and we'll see which story comes out their favorite.

I <3 MY JOB

(Goodkind: omglolz im so speshul i get to be princess of my very own genre and no stinky hacks allowed. So there.)